Thousands of years of developing tool use so we can mass-manufacture protective gloves in order to pet porcupines.

Also, porcupines are SICK. I attempted to shoo one off of a rural highway with a broom handle at three in the morning once because I didn't want to run it over, and it seriously SCREEEEEEEEEEE'd and began smashing its face against my door again and again and again and again until I drove away. Have you ever heard a rabbit scream? It was like that but more horrifying.

:D

Okay, wow.

That's an ingenious way of getting unwanted guests & family members to leave...

Mystifyingly adorable.

porcupine SPIN!

Cute face, flat ass.

This makes me proud to be an American.

I feel sad for it, all it wants is fun playtime, but it brings death and destruction to all those not wearing thick gloves.

It's like a puppy covered in spikes.

I don't know if he's supposed to be that wide either!

"Better Animals" is my favorite tag.

Oh, no wonder my submission is failing in the queue. Now I feel better.