Erased from the pages of history, it was recently discovered that the first victor of the Mortal Kombat tournament was a Welsh Corgi. Using dark magic, he was able to create a portal to travel back in time to challenge the greatest warriors the Universe has ever known and cut a bloody swath to emerge as Champion. He later proceeded to the Outerworld to kill and slaughter as he pleased, leading armies of fearful followers into suicidal conquest. Many dark wizards and assassins would challenge him but all would fall at the fury of his furry fighting form.
He would die of boredom and old age at 21, and the few survivors would rewrite the events so as to bury their shame at being defeated at the paws of a mere dog.
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