Those pitches remind me of something out of Blitzball from Final Fantasy whatever. The one where his dad was a sea monster? Anyways I'm guessing these games are low scoring events.
i like whiffleball. in high school some crazy dude built a tiny whiffleball stadium on some public right of way next to a drainage creek. we had some killer games there, but the park was biased towards lefties and i couldn't switch hit.