That tie's just all over the fucking place. Too short, too wide, too loose, off-kilter knot, wrong color.

Not to mention the jeans with the pink pinstripe shirt.

Jesus wept.

Is this fucking serious?

Suddenly I feel the need to buy a gun or something.

The march of Secular Humanists against traditional family values (and our lord and savior Jesus Christ) threatens us ever more with legalized abortion, indecent television, perverted marriage for the homosexuals, and a secret marxist muslim Kenyon infesting the White House with his globalist ethnic agenda!

..and remember for the very best siding, windows, and roofing for the very best price, call me.

Be safe, and God Bless.

Secular Humanism can't penetrate really good siding.

his logo pretty much says it all

The only thing worse than a leaky roof is a GODLESS FASCIST MARXIST LEAKY ROOF.

Doesn't his target audience mainly live in trailer homes?

Uh-oh, better take this droid back to the shop. Circuits are fried. It keeps switching between "local business owner" and "pandering christian politician".

I love how the Vescia Pisces has gone from a secret cipher of a hunted and persecuted cult to a bumper sticker that means "you don't really want to have conversations with this person"

aren't there, like, federal tax credits for installing new energy-saving siding and windows and shit?

jesus built my duplex

Thou Shalt Not Waste Energy