At first, I was like, "where the hell is this title going?" And then somewhere around :10, I started laughing. A lot.

He was a symbol of what this kitchen stood for in it's finest hours, and he let me climb him. That is why we are here today.

fuck I

I'M NOT ALONE. I'M NOT ALONE. I'M NOT ALONE. Pretty sure he's channelling some malevolent space entity.

RIP Tiggy (1990 - 2010)

(cue 21-gun salute followed by an overhead flight of F-16s in the Missing Man formation)

Hooray for talking/dedication cat!! Only, this video made my cats wig out and go looking for another cat.

Farewell, talking kitty :(

cat

I declare this statue: OPEN

Just like last time this guy freaked my cat out.

One of my cats would make such speeches - after she caught some random household item she'd bring it to the front landing of the house and tell us all about it, often at 3 AM. Brings back memories, so five stars.

Had to be said.

i like the story you have made up.

Without the story, this is a four star video. With the story, it is a million star video and it gets favourited.

Triggerbaby,

you'll always be my baby if you deliver titles like that!

She wrote that speech herself.

I feel like I've just heard something wise and profound.

Surprisingly eloquent.

Try applauding politely for a few seconds starting at 0:22. 'S fun.

"Let us not forget the love that the alien brought to us. He symbolized all that was great within us."