I totally lost my shit at "It's full of beans".

Surprised they didn't use the "Damn fine coffee" line.

The guy should have used this material to make a series of briefer ads. Other than that, absolutely brilliant.

It's funny,b ut not a very good Lynch parody. If he were making an ad for his own coffee, it probably wouldn't even feature coffee in it.

An don't forget to try David's new line of FLAVORED coffees, including "hazlenut", "french vanilla", and "fish"!

Wrapped in plastic to retain freshness.

So, are all of these images the things that he hopes don't assault his manhood, and they all come from an awareness of himself on coffee? I didn't take Theatre & Film 216, I can't tell.