New Machete redband trailer (NSFW)

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Comment count is 23

ItsAboutTime

- 2010-07-27

With two beers on an empty stomach i'm sincerely digging this trailer. I think this will be the way i will be digging it in the theater. DAMNNNN this trailer is all kinds of awesome

boggy84

- 2010-07-27

Intestine rappelling is the best thing I've seen done with intestines since The Story of Ricky.

John Holmes Motherfucker

- 2010-07-27

Awesome trailer, but aren't we supposed to NOT post stuff that's NSFW?

Pillager - 2010-07-27

It depends.

I submitted an uncut BBC documentary, "My Big Breasts & Me". It was shot down in nanoseconds after leaving the hopper.

Other vids that display tits & asses still persist on this site...

I guess how long said anatomy is exposed figures into the equation.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-07-27

I was thinking of this:

http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=50701

fatatty - 2010-07-28

I don't think trailers for movies on youtube was what Chet had in mind when he made that post.

WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-07-27

I love how they completely whitewashed any reference to Lindsay Lohan being in this.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-07-27

It's sort of odd. I can't imagine that it would be bad for the boxoffice. Maybe they don't want to appear to be exploiting her problems? She's not the only actor in this movie to go to jail.

takewithfood

- 2010-07-27

Won't be the last, either.

freedoom

- 2010-07-27

Where are my wife and daughter?

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-07-27

They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!

We're all down with how this was a trailer before it was a movie, right? Other recent trailers seem skillfully edited with fans of the "Grindhouse" trailer in mind. We're encouraged to see the new version as an upgrade, and I'm convinced. When I learned that the unseen Seator from "Grindhouse" is now Robert DeNiro, I got psyched all over again.

I'm really sorry that they lost the shaved-head henchman dude from the original, though. He was tied with Trejo as the best thing in that.

Now, is it true that this character was originally part of Spy Kids, or was that just some asshole's idea of a wikipedia prank?

Goofy Gorilla

- 2010-07-27

Danny Trejo played a character called Machete in all three Spy Kids series. For all intents and purposes he was the same character I'm seeing illustrated in this trailer.

He also pronounced the "ch" in "machete" as a hard "ch," as in "bachelor" or "lychee." It sounded pretty tough when Trejo said it.

Goofy Gorilla - 2010-07-27

"... Spy Kids series movies..."

Caminante Nocturno

- 2010-07-27

We should welcome the Mexploitation genre into our homes with open arms and loving hearts.

Show Mexploitation the same love you would show to family.

Goethe and ernie

- 2010-07-27

At first I thought a joke trailer for a fake film wouldn't translate that well into a full film but I didn't know Steven Seagal was in it. I'm completely unironically sold now.

Vestigial Johnson

- 2010-07-27

Can I watch this movie like right now? ....no? Fuck.

revdrew

- 2010-07-27

It's nice to see that despite flopping Grindhouse went on to create something beautiful.

cognitivedissonance

- 2010-07-27

It flopped right into my heart.

Riskbreaker - 2010-07-27

No comments about Jessica Alba taking a shower in her damn undies? Fucking teaser.

jreid

- 2010-07-27

TORTUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck

- 2010-07-27

"I absolve you of all your sins now get the fuck out"

The McK

- 2010-07-28

When you can just put Cheech Marin in as a shotgun-toting priest you know you've got gold.

Billy the Poet

- 2010-07-28

You think, at my age, you'd be immune to blatant fanservice.

I guess not.

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