This is fantastic I'm so glad I watched the whole thing.

"Who's your (dope) supplier?"

"God supplied everything I need, is not everything his?"

Awesome.

Jesus is his co-pilot.

its hard to fight with that sort of logic

I'd better 5 star it just to make sure it stays up.

COPS clips are shit.

This is terribly depressing.

...why LBJ's Great Society failed!

The last crack head that fell under my direct observation, did not appear to have the same penchant for twitchy restless behavior. After smoking up, he turned off the A/C, unplugged the fridge, and found the one point in the hose where he could crouch in the doorway and see most points of entry and exit. Very still and very quiet he sat there, listening and watching for god knows what, till the wee tiny hours of the morning.

You mean till the crack of dawn?

I'm proud of you, preybyemail. I can't say I've ever been in the house with an active crackhead.

Cocaine makes you really secure and insecure at the same time. It's an 30 minute sitcom of Oh shit I'm amazing / Holy shit did I just do that.

What'd I do?

I heard you got baby dick, twitch.

K is so awesome that the people that invented it all committed suicide.

Potassium will fuck you up.