These two gentlemen have apparently come to have a disagreement on how to best roleplay as bloodthirsty terrorists in the popular online RPG "Counterstrikes". Player one is portraying "Rodreigo", a hotblooded latin revolutionary who has been pushed to his mental limits by months of isolation in the group's mountain hideout; this combined with a crippling opium habit has led to a complete emotional breakdown manifested by a savage knife attack on his fellow teammate. That would be player two, whose character "Khalid" is a young mujahadeen from the countryside of Pakistan who loves building IEDs and listening to Snoop Dogg's Rhythm & G: Tha Masterpiece. He is quite nonplussed by the sudden betrayal, as the lord Allah has seen fit to make his skin impervious to bladed weapons. However, things soon deteriorate when the American forces approach the compound and player two is trapped in a doorway by player one, causing a a sudden departure from In Character communication. It is suggested that player one regularly performs oral sex on men in real life. For their unwise deviation into Out Of Character dialog, the GM smites them both with a "Cast Frag Grenade" spell.
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