My father was a geologist and he talked about crystals. Now that I know he was a witch, how do I tell if he's good or lousy?
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Mary Meat and the Blessed Bees
"Wicca is the fastest growing religion in today's world"
I looked up that it's the fastest in America, so I guess that is all that today's world includes.
Everyone who watches this video must now roll a Will save vs. Turning into a Witch!!
Whew, still a nerdy loser.
Nerdy loser pretending to cast spells? GET HIM HE'S A WITCH
Grab her tits, see if they're cold
You mean a store called Celestial Pleasures isn't a sex shop?
Listen, I don't live too far from Salem, and I can tell you right now the easiest way to tell if someone is a witch is to tie them up and throw them in the lake; if she floats, she's a witch.
an even more thorough way to tell if someone is a witch is by sticking them on a judas cradle
how you tell from that i dont know but, like, it couldnt hurt.
An easier test requires a scale and a duck.
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I don't think it does much to advance acceptance of Wicca by saying that all they talk about is magic crystals and healing spells.
Throw water on em.
I am more interested in supporting the fastest shrinking religion, since it's a trend I approve of.
Wicca is Christianity for Christians who want to annoy their parents. The religions are interchangeable.
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Do they never wear pants and often strap magical jet engines to their legs?
Then they're a witch.
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