(boobs)

Lard bags aren`t that far off.

Nerd Alarm

Now that'd be hot.

The other day I was walking to work and I saw a woman with a front-mounted carrier of some sort, which covered much of her chest. I noticed some fervent wriggling under the carrier, as well as what appeared to be two appendages hanging out underneath. Was it some sort of parasite, or was it a symbiote, signifying our next stage of evolution? This mystery shall likely remain one forever.

Oily Titz

on one hand, i can agree with your assessment on titty

on the other hand, you're kind of stupid if you think all titties are these pert, round, bouncy spheres

It's disturbing that most people don't know what a natural breast actually looks like. I found a decent website with a gallery of natural breasts that were submitted by random women: http://www.007b.com/breast_gallery.php Most people would call those breasts saggy and floppy.

I'm sure no one is ever going to see this comment, but since when did I say that all tits are perfect and perky? I was just commenting on this one pair. BTW, I teach anatomical sculpture at an art school, so I think I know what real breasts look like.

I was just venting my frustration about people's ignorance of the shape of natural breasts. I was not aware that you were already aware of basic anatomy. So, consider my comment moot.