Lost it at instant oatmeal

Had me going for a while.

Simply awesome. BTW, I read the following in the comments and came to the conclusion that our educational system is in shambles:

"i hope you made this video in a sarcastic manner&in the end you actually do NOT think it should be banned."

Excuse me, he forgot how divorces are mandatory for any straight couple that does not produce children.

Love it. He's totally right.

I like how this works.

But I'm also sad, because there are people out there who actually believe these things.

I'm all for the banning of marriage between old, infertile couples. That's just gross, man.

God Hates Instant Oatmeal!

Not yet Poe's Law... but soon.

No straight man has eyebrows like that.

um. i got this forwarded in an email in like 1998. not the video. just the words.

My sense of irony is so atrophied from the ridiculous shit that's been fired at us over the last 10 years, that I didn't question that this was fake at first