GIVE THEM THE ICE CREAM FATTY BEFORE THEY RAPIDLY RABID-CLAW YOUR EYES OUT

-1 for no ice for raccoons.

Rocky Raccoon prefers Rocky Road

if you look closely, one of them steals the guys wallet while this is going on

Better them than a sea monster.

he's steaming that guy's muffin pan!

...oh wait

At :16, the one closest to the camera realizes he won't get any ice cream from these losers. At :27, we see his pain.

My stars for the stuck-up girl who talks about raccoons the way teabaggers talk about Mexican immigrants.

They're not so much begging as saying "I know we're a long way down, so we'll meet you halfway, howzat?"