So the dogs tasered it or what?

god damn trees made of lightning, fucking up cat legs and shit.

0:20-0:24 adorable scooting.

"She even caught a mouse, one time."

Imagine that poor mouse up in mouse heaven with all the other dead mice giving him shit all the time.

"Dude, you got caught by a cat WITH NO LEGS! What the fuck, dude?"

i want to cry

Oh, mercy that is adorable scooting.

WEE WEE PADS!

oooohhhhhh i want that kitty wurm!

WE HAVE WORMCAT SIGN!



Sorry.

the best cat for a mambo competition

It's a furpent!

Cat = can die now pleaz

People = shuttup youz cutz kittah

Is there no such thing as veterinary triage? There are lots of near healthy animals put down every day.

Any animal-lover who adopts this could adopt 1, 2, nay a dozen other unwanted cats with less time committment every time it mews to be carried to the litter box...

Aren't all cats "special needs cats"?

I leave my cats frozen dinners all the time and they still haven't figured out how to use the microwave.

The first, important step towards hovercats.

"caterpillar"

Seriously, three years and no one made this joke yet?