"I'm watchin' the TV again" tells you all you need to know

HOW DID ALL THESE MOOSLENS GET INTO ARE COUNTRY

Flying carpets?

What I want to know is: where did all these idiots come from?

FUCKING CLERKS

This feels like Poe's law here. I'm, not sure if I should five this for evil, or five it for satire. I guess it's a five either way though...

"I was scratchin my head" *demonstrates head scratching*

Max Hardcore has some serious opinions

Wait 'till he finds out about the Jews!

I liked you better when you were playing music Billy. And that ain't saying much.

you see, when a mommy muslim and a daddy muslim love each other very much

Perfect example of a crazy old man. Every word is based on a fundamental misunderstanding, creating a labyrinthine structure of illogical so dense it's impossible to even begin correcting him.

This is how people get "stuck in their ways".

Fuckin Muslims, how do they work?

How did Muslims get into our country-

3% - By boat.
14% -By car.
43% -By plane.
40% - By magic carpet.



Numbers provided by Ann Coulter.

I woke up today, and I was suddenly aware that I'm surrounded by christians. How did they all get in my country?

We also need Congress to investigate how all those Irish people got here. Ireland is too far away for them to have walked, the people on the TV told me so.

People like him are how the McCarthy investigations on UnAmerican activities began.

He get's two extra stars for the ridiculous hat and oversize sunglasses indoors, in what appears to be darkness.

This really needs a Native American parody.