This is so much more than I could have ever hoped for it to be.

Also, the flag on his hat makes my OCD angry.

I always have the same question: what exactly is the NWO/illuminati guys are going to win by killing almost the entire population, ruining the world and creating an apocalyptic chaotic landscape?

For once Al Bundy has one up on society.

........Bill Murray?

Yeah this sums up the survivalist thought process pretty well.

Not so fast mr. soccer-mom

FAKE! By December 21st, 2012 the earth will already be cleft in two by a meteor currently hidden from view behind hale-bopp comet. You cant pull the wool over my eyes, BumperTapper2!

Suddenly, killing a man for Papa John's seems like a patriotic idea.

You chumps can laugh all you want, but in the remote possibility of his paranoid conspiracy theory coming true he may have the chance to live out his rape/humiliation fantasy. Who will be the social pariah then! WHAT THEN LIBURLS?!

I'm glad I live in a world where people like this can only be smug in fantasy.