Couldn't make it past the minute mark.

That's definitely 5 star material.

That's the effect the internet has on many: "hey, i can upload videos of myself doing stuff, something has to like them!"

The problem with war is that the wrong civilians die.

he looks like a 8 year sales floor best buy employee but that bandanna is really throwing me off.

printing out pictures of people and then rubbing the papers together while making kissy noises.

is considered humor in elementary school.

Who started that thing where these people do a quick cut every five words or so? What's the matter, can't complete a thought that lasts more than a second? Who do you think you are bandannaman, Max Headroom?