These are the guys the census takers have to watch out for.

new goldmine is right, fucking love this guy.

also, what the hell are jorts?

also, "just hangin' out" is the new "dude you ok?"

The backyard swing set goes unused as Terra took the kids and ran.

This guy vs. that quick draw champion. Make it happen.

If this isn't word for word from Dwight Shrute of The Office, then it's damn close.

I'm waiting for this guy to join the TFL movement.

The playground behind him is perfect symbolism for what he's doing.

That thin piece of cardboard learned a lesson in respect

Come on guys we were all 14 once.

I hear QVC has some fine katanas.

"How fast can you get your gun?"

About as fast as you can lifting up your shirt and reaching for your waist, only I wouldn't have to swing.

Neighbors:

"Now he's talking to himself and stabbing things with swords."

"Close the curtains and call the police."

end scene