"He's a living avatar of cowardice, and I just hope he knows it."

He probably went home and told his fat wife that he fought through a crowd swarthy Mooslums to save a kitten that looked like Abe Lincoln. Then, like jello moulds slapping together, they had three minutes of exhausting sex.

There are better and more realistic things to hope for.

That is what happened.

It's easier to keep track of if you just use the umbrella term "Hateful Ignoramuses".

End of Western Civilization.

Tea Party bullshit pre-dates McCain's candidacy for President. It originated as the support base for Ron Paul and was then promptly hijacked by Republicans away from the Paul-ites and then given new "life."

The GOP mobilized their populist base shortly after Obama was elected, but what started as common Karl Rove astroturfing mutated and interbred with Paulites and jumped the leash, so now they're under delusional mob rule because they kicked out everyone who doesn't literally believe their own outrageous propaganda.

This is probably on an infinite loop on every jihadist website in existence.

Good work keeping America safe, Teabaggots.

Shit, was supposed to be on its own. Sorry.

In defense of some of us Southerners, being from New Orleans or Atlanta does occasionally function as a "get out of The South free" card. Just saying, its more the rural or white flight neighborhood Southerners who do those things...and they do.

True, and most southern tourists were perfectly reasonable and there were plenty of bigots from the big cities. Its not that the south is bad, its just that the very most anachronistic statements, and the very most overweight individuals, invariably had a think southern drawl.

I wish so hard there was a word you could call people that would offend them on the level of a racial slur. So fucking hard.

correction: call _these_ people

I for one vote we turn 'baby boomer' into the most hateful slur in history.

"Baby boomer" is already a slur when I say it

I want to write a book about the Baby Boomer generation's effect on America. It will be called "The Worst Generation".

A lot of these people aren't baby boomers. We could just come full circle and call them the n-word.

Actually, the Greatest Generation was probably the worst generation. They openly oppressed women, blacks, homosexuals, and a rainbow of other minorities. They gave us the atom bomb, and then they actually used it. They granted amnesty to people who would make Dr. Mengele blanch in order to obtain research useful to the military. Not content with all of that, however, they strengthened/established the military-industrial complex and shipped the stupid, lazy, selfish baby boomers that they raised off to Korea and Vietnam (bit of PTSD was what the doctor ordered, apparently). Meanwhile, they had themselves a good old fashioned domestic witch hunt that needlessly ruined careers and lives all over the country. And I'm not even going to begin talking about what they did to the environment.

Boomers are perhaps the most hypocritical and obnoxious generation ever, but they certainly aren't the worst.

'Hillbilly Fascists'
'Fake+Patriots= Faketriots'
'Mouthbreathing Cowards'

etc etc

a good, nasty-sounding word to call these ignorant hateful assholes?

I propose "Sharia Twains".

@Cat Mech: You can call them a lot of stuff, but I want a word that would cause the same visceral reaction in them that one associates with a strong reaction to a racial slur. I want to genuinely offend them.

Also, how many of them assumed the WTC was a symbol of the NWO/Illuminati/Jewish ruling class prior to 9/11?

I doubt many of them can afford to live in Manhattan so I would wager allot are from the outer boros and Jersey.

If he was there to join the hate rally, then I agree with you. I'm not sure that he was, though.

Fucking Constitution, how does it work?

Dear Rest of the World,

Actually, quite we are just like this. But so are you.

Urkel Forever

"Actually, quite OFTEN..."