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Comment count is 38
Smellvin - 2010-08-26

I think the funniest thing about this game (which occurred to me after about a full minute of the player's punching the rat character) is that someone actually expected people to pay money for this failure.


baleen - 2010-08-26


That white guy in the suit is all eeee ee ee ee eee.


WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-08-26

Much like how I'm looking forward to baby boomers dying off so we can finally stop pretending the music from the 50s and 60s was so great, I can't wait until the generation that grew up in the 80s dies so we can stop pretending the NES wasn't a piece of shit.


fulakarp - 2010-08-26

it's SNES not NES, GAWD!!!


pineapplejuicer - 2010-08-26

no dessert for you, young man. go to your room.


Udderdude - 2010-08-26

Also the licensed shitpiles that were on the NES/SNES don't exactly ruin all the classics that were on those systems. Unless you are trying to exclusively play said licensed shitpiles.


Knaaks - 2010-08-26

My entire collection is licensed shitpiles! :( I don't pick up games cuz they are good, I pick up games because it is fucking hilarious that they exist, like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes on the NES!


glasseye - 2010-08-27

Uh, no.


giygusattack - 2010-08-27

Sure it was a piece of shit, but I had a lot of fun with that particular piece of shit.


TheOtherCapnS - 2010-08-27

You heard it here first, WHO WANTS DESSERT is negative ten years old.


Quad9Damage - 2010-08-26

A game that beats Home Improvement and Beethoven for the title of Worst Game Idea Ever.


Caminante Nocturno - 2010-08-26

Yes, but unlike Home Improvement and Beethoven, nobody was disappointed by this game because nobody ever watched Bebe's Kids.


Xenocide - 2010-08-26

The Home Improvement game was about Tim Allen fighting dinosaurs with a magic nail gun. You could power a spaceship with that much delightful stupid.


Caminante Nocturno - 2010-08-26

Never give up, never surrender!


Quad9Damage - 2010-08-26

'Bad games' is a tag.


Random - 2010-08-26

RULES
NO VIbeS
NO beVIS
NO beVIS
etc etc


Candlejackv616 - 2010-08-26

Yeah wtf does that even mean? caught my attention the whole time it played, figure they hate Mike Judge?


twinkieafternoon - 2010-08-26

It's supposed, I gather, to be scribble that is supposed to represent a long list of rules, with the emphasis on all of the big NOs in front of them. Cuz, hey bro, how can it be Funworld if they spend more time tellin' us what we CAN'T do. That ain't ballin'.


FABIO - 2010-08-26

It's like the MUGEN only instead of Street Fighter someone did it to The Simpsons arcade game.


cognitivedissonance - 2010-08-26

Usually these games have a special button-mash attack or power-ups or something.

Also, the movie is somehow worse than the game.


Knaaks - 2010-08-26

We had this game priced at 42,000 dollars at the store I work at.
I don't need to watch the video, I can look and see that it is five minutes long and tell you that even if the Tone Loc baby is attacking a single enemy the entire 5 minutes, he PROBABLY won't kill it.


dead_cat - 2010-08-26

000? Tell me that's a typo. There is no one wants to play this game.


cognitivedissonance - 2010-08-27

I think that was the gag... they could've priced it whatever they liked, because nobody was ever going to ask to purchase it.

This is also how art works.


sosage - 2010-08-26

In remembering Motown, let's not forget their often overlooked software division.


fluffy - 2010-08-26

I love how when the vocal sample says "Bebe's Kids" they just repeated the "be" phoneme twice, because that must have saved a whole 5KB of precious ROM space


fluffy - 2010-08-26

oh and stars are for the godawful Earthbound-esque font on all the storefronts


RomancingTrain - 2010-08-26

Yeah, NES games were not fun to control and they lacked content, relying on sky high difficulty to pad out the play time.


sosage - 2010-08-27

It's SNES. I am tearing your fake beard off.


positively - 2010-08-26

"Licensed to Mandingo Entertainment, Inc." ?!


il fiore bel - 2010-08-26

Why does that mouse guy keep doing a spread eagle like he wants to be kicked in the nuts

whether he is being kicked or being punched it is like HEY LOOK MY CROTCH PLEASE TOUCH IT WITH VIOLENT FEET

At least Mr. Suit has the decency to knee-block.


Caminante Nocturno - 2010-08-26

5 stars for PLEASE TOUCH IT WITH VIOLENT FEET


gambol - 2012-04-08

^ worthy of note


twinkieafternoon - 2010-08-26

Spell check doesn't approve of either of the kids' names.


Jeriko-1 - 2010-08-27

Wow, that's fucking awesome!

You get to wail on them for five minutes until they die and the best part is if you wait to long they respawn and you have to start over again!


giygusattack - 2010-08-27

This is disgusting.


Riskbreaker - 2010-08-27

So, i just saw a game where a "cool black kid" kicks a guy in a mouse suit in the dong for almost 5 straight minutes.


StanleyPain - 2010-08-27

I like how awful a comedian Robin Harris was, but when he died suddenly it was OMG A CLASSIC GOD OF COMEDY IS NOW GONE.

Wasn't this one of those LJN/Ocean games? All of those games were movie or TV licenses, had great graphics, and sucked in ways that few games truly suck. Ocean/LJN made legendarily terrible games with very high production values.


Candlejackv616 - 2010-08-27

HOLY SHIT! Robin Harris is dead!!!!!!!!!!!!


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