I lost my shit when Barry White showed up.

wait. what. i havent been to a wendy's in years. there is no more biggie??? what about great biggie????

Vas is los no more biggie?

Pretty much all fast food joints dropped their extra large sizes after Super Size Me.

they could have found one! my ex never cleaned his room and i sure to this day, he still has one.

Don't worry fatties all is well with your giant sugar water cups. They don't call them Biggie or Super Size but they still exist. It's just that what used to be a Medium is now the Small, the Large is now the Medium and the Biggie is now called a Large. So now they're healthy again!

So be careful ordering a Medium drink these days because they're as big as your face.

Great emulation of Debbie's bad rapping in this.

I'm not sure what's worse: that I remembered that song well enough to sing that comment as I read it, or that I now have that song stuck in my head.

At least it's not Ke$ha.

On the same boat with you Zarathustra00.

I know I probably shouldn't be as turned on by this as I am.

im going need some 'me' time

I was told with utmost seriousness that the scoop would freeze and shatter in the glass, and the metal shards would get in the drink and people would choke.

By a member of the local health board, no less.

I also worked at McD's during my teen years; on my last day I put a patty of 'meat' in the very bottom of the ice container thing and they didn't find it for a few weeks. I heard from my friend still working there that someone got in big trouble for that.

correction you work at McDonalds

woah there!!! Badass Rebels everywhere!!!

...especially because of the way she says 'do it' at the very end.