Dude, spoiler alert!

...okay the eyebreaking font and glacial pace meant the answer was obvious, but still.

The reptoids will return from their hibernation march tenth 2012. Be warned, the chemtrails have been lulling us into a zombie state. No one can be trusted, they can shapeshift. Buy a gun, let no one into your house. stockpile provisions.

2:00 on - wikipedia would be proud

CLUES!

Aspergers + schizophrenia = body language is a satanic plot!