good luck getting those tags linked.

There haven't been enough backyard wrastlin related deaths lately. Kyle's just doing his part to help.

Kyle was not wearing a helmet.

We need a paramedic right now

Silly, squid. You're supposed to live in the sea.

Announcer's lack of surprise puts this over the edge of wonderful.

The gold necklace, I'm hoping this was a member of Jersey Shore.

today kyle visits middle school auditoriums across the southeastern united states to say "a wanth oo kidthz oo wemembew thoo aweys be thafe!" before rolling off stage using the joystick he manipulates with his lower jaw

Kyle did not listen.

Acquired anencephaly