I like how the Sudanese and British elections are given lower billing than Carstaches.

Carstaches, people.

This company should make matching pubes for your trucknuts.

I remember when you'd have to wait until 2am to see a commercial dressed up as news. Where is there guy with a British accent?

Be right back: drawing up designs for a cartophat and carmonocle.

As I said with carlashes: it's still better than those testicles white trash puts on their trailer hitch.

he's a beard man

Jon Lasseter is creaming himself over this new social development. Which is fine, Jon's cool beans.

cool beans

co-cool beans

Taking "Mustache Rides" to a whole new level.

I wonder how that affects the air intake.

Tonight on the NEWS:
Carstaches are Great for all Occasions
American Intelligence Reaches All-Time Maximum