megyn kelly is pretty high up my list of republicans i would like to hatefuck.

He turns the news into a joke, and they don't like competition.

All that time wasted and they could have had enough time for another filibuster!

It's hard to type out a comment when these people make me involuntarily clench my hands into fists.

why does she spell her name like shes black?

"HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS FACTS RIGHT!"
- FOX NEWS

A lot of white people do a lot of hard work.

Is there anything more cowardly than passive-aggressiveness?

THEY MAD

Ask the Republicans about having Elmo testify back in 2002.

He drew a lot of attention to this subject.


When asked why he was interested in this topic, Colbert said:

" I like talking about people who don’t have any power. And this seems one of the least powerful people in the United States…are migrant workers who come and do our work, but don’t have any rights as a result. And yet, we still invite them to come here, and then at the same time, ask them to leave.

That’s an interesting contradiction to me. And, you know, ‘whatsoever you do for the least of my brothers,’ and these seem to be the least of our brothers. Right now, a lot of people are least brothers right now because the economy’s so hard. And I don’t want to take anyone’s hardship away from them or do anything like that.

But migrant workers suffer, and have no rights."

This took away valuable time that a congressional committee could have spent sanctimoniously grilling some retired baseball player about steroids. Just imagine the awesome, self congratulatory high-fives they would have given each other about that.

The gentleman from TV will not make his points in satire nor in abstractions. The Senate of the United States requires nothing but the utmost clarity in language. Speak to the point, sir, directly and only to the point!

So, conservatives are still humorless dicks, imagine that.

As if I needed another reason to hate stupid nitpicking humorless bastard fox news pundits and the conservative hatemachine and trolls that funds their drivel.

COLBERT DIDN'T MAKE VEILED, COWARDLY THREATS TO KILL ANYONE, THEREFORE IT IS NOT FUNNY.

I watched the whole thing, and King was a turbo-dick.

Also, I like that the ticker says "...ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT..."

But wait, Colbert supports the troops! That means Fox doesn't!

Can't take a little competition, huh?

Atleast they finally realize he is satirical republican finally. Good to see they have their newscasts back on the right track.

My, whatever will we do about Stephen Colbert bringing attention to the fact that Americans will not take these jobs.

Whatever will we do...oh I know. SHRILL HARPY MODE ON.

Cripes, Megyn's a cunt!