Uh, no I don't want any girl guide cookies. Please leave.

I am resolutely for both killing all homophobes and killing all honky dorks who can't refer to same-sex relationships in anything other than excruciatingly embarrassing pidgin Japanese.

Heh, this is how I dressed like when I 12 except replace the Gravitation T-shirt with a baggy dragon T-shirt.
And replace the Neopets toys with Godzilla stuff.

She sees everything through a filter of Neopets. This is the only way she knows how to relate to the world.

Oh, hey, thanks for all of the spoilers, you bitch.

oh thank god that liquor boiled this sort of emotional teen kneejerk out of me before youtube was invented. thank god.

girl... stop.

Stars for "a girl and a guy go mwahmwahmwah" right before the sudden boiling over of emotions. And the continuing to say "mwahmwahmwah" right in the middle of it.

You's trollin'! Also, gay men have a term for girls who are a little too interested in them, "fag hag".

I left this video respecting this girl. Seriously.

This harassment against gay Kacheeks must stop!

The youth of today: a hunger for fame (YouTube fame, which is the shittiest kind), misguided activism, emotionally bi-polar, spewing meaningless fragments of Japanese, obsessed with consumerist pop-culture ephemera.

Also: hula hoops, rock music, won't get off lawn.

Neopets is a corporate whore site, and if your corporate whore site is so shitty that a 12 year old can call you out, that's sad.

Wow, deja vu. I was friends with about 5 different flavors of this exact girl in high-school. I mean, not the Neopets obsession (not that they didn't all have Neopets), but the fake crying about Fushigi Yugi and getting kicked off weird message boards for dragging gay Japanese pseudo-porn into them and the getting into elaborate online romances through the medium of pretending to be the mascots of various children's toys...

I couldn't see her shirt very well, but if that's supposed to be Dream from Sandman I suspect a time machine and a plastic surgeon might be involved.

Terrible Fact: I could probably tell you the logic this girl is using to arrive at the conclusion that "Shonen-ai" etc. aren't sexually explicit words despite being the names of genres of erotica.