Real America.

This would look great edited into the credits of next season's TRUE BLOOD! I wanna do bad things with you...







Not as cute as when the monkey did it.

"This scene is what I think of when I imagine the South."

Same here, except not literal pig riding.

This is what the south is actually like. Salt-of-the-earth, proud-to-be-a-redneck ignorant fucking hillbillies. All of them. Even the ones who laugh at rednecks like this are still rednecks themselves. Because they're from the South.

This is awesome, I want to ride a pig! I've been on a horsey, and a camel, and an elephant, a few cars, some people, a boat, but no pig yet.

I'm from Alabama, and yeah... this IS the South. However, I must take off two stars for the pig not violently throwing the women off and then attacking her.

That pig could probably kill her if it wanted to.

As mentioned, it loses a star for the pig not trampling and eating her, but I have to give one right back for the grunting feral boy.

There's a lot going on here. I choose to comment upon the fact that the pig is literally eating a pile of trash throughout nearly the entire duration.

That pig crawls back into its sty every night and cries itself to sleep over his Master's degree.

"Pork Rider"

i like these people. fuck all the haterz. (ludo mostly)

Come on!