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HarrietTubmanPI - 2010-10-13

I'd confuse her for a tree, too.


dementomstie - 2010-10-13

You're saying she's willowy?
Or are you pining away for the one that got away?
She laughed, so we know she's not some stuck up birch.
But the description spoils the end and you can totally cedar way this is going from a mile away.


Smellvin - 2010-10-13

Beech is usually the preferred genus for that pun, by the by.

You also left out a crude pun regarding "cherry."


sparklefatty - 2010-10-13

Wooden tit be funny if the dog humped the minister's leg?


dementomstie - 2010-10-13

Well, but if we got into "cherry" it would become a list of Fruit puns too easy and not about Trees anymore.

Also: I was certain there was one about "Oak" that I just couldn't figure out. Any help?


fluffy - 2010-10-13

not a good time to lose one's head

if you don't like it you should just leaf


TeenerTot - 2010-10-13

Pithy.


HarrietTubmanPI - 2010-10-13

That really branched into a lot of puns.


dementomstie - 2010-10-13

but it still has roots in the video.


Urburos - 2010-10-13

You're all a bunch of saps. I'd love to beat you guys to a pulp.


B_Ko - 2010-10-14

This is getting pretty sycamore.


pastorofmuppets - 2010-10-14

I'm sure she had time to spruce up before the reception. And the story will remain poplar at family gatherings.


chumbucket - 2010-10-13

tagged


Lurchi - 2010-10-13

oi wot? I say


pineapplejuicer - 2010-10-13

white people bring their dogs to weddings. also quick "fuck where i live" story: i had a lady with a rottweiler come up to me once. i bent down to pet him and he was a great dog, and she said to me "he's getting married this weekend." and i said "who, the dog's owner?" and she said "no, the dog." my blood pressure has never been quite that high.

i told one of my friends about it and he was relaying the story to his family expecting a reaction of "oh that's insane" or "people around here have too much money and not enough sense" but his mother chimed in with "yeah, our pastor is performing the service"


TeenerTot - 2010-10-13

My mom wanted to take my dog to a "pet blessing" at her church a couple weeks ago. I explained to her that my dog is a heathen, and would likely cause the blessing water to burst into flame.

She rolled her eyes at me.


Potrod - 2010-10-13

I like how that one dog on the left is just like "What?! What happened?! Why is everybody laughing, what's going on?"


The Mothership - 2023-03-27

Piss bride.


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