Absoludicrous.

I need a day by day calendar of Mr. T "mother always told me" wisdom

Yup, this is evil in so many ways I don't even know where to start.

I haven't seen pants that wonderful since the ones I saw with Tom of Finland sex scenes all over them.

Could you repeat that, Mr. T?

I can't think of a single clip in the universe that makes both Jews and black people equally uncomfortable.

Mr. T is basically a force of nature. Sometimes watching him is like seeing aurora borealis. That would be if you were watching an episode of his cartoon show or the A-Team.

Sometimes watching him is like hurtling towards those same solar flares, moments away from your own incandescence. That would be this. I guess it's all just a matter of perspective and proximity...