Dwayne's brain is normal. Chris at least has the excuse of being fundamentally mis-wired.
They're both prone to knocking over a dog food display in the supermarket and screeching in frustration, But the best Dwayne's mom could say is "I'm so sorry, please excuse my son, he is a lazy, misogynistic failure with entitlement issues."
I had to: http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com %2Fwatch%3Fv%3DCH2qW1FAWKk&start1=&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube .com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D2Ala4NAppUg&start2=&authorName=fixit
I've always thought it was appropriate to your ladyfriend pay on later dates, if she brings it up first. In my experience though any time the girl has offered to pay I got dumped either that evening or shortly thereafter. Of course all of this is a moot point in ol' Dwayne's case.
Depends entirely on the girl you're asking out, I suppose. You can always suggest upfront doing two things (dinner/movie), and one of you pays for each. My boyfriend and I take turns paying for outings and always did, but we were casual friend types before we started dating. The guy paying first always struck me as a good in for the girl to say "Next one's on me" to suggest she's be up for a second date.