Is it because you read my posts out loud?

I usually hear Comic Book Guy's voice.

"In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder."

This guy and InvisibleCrane need to form a crime-fighting and/or electronic music duo.

He needs to hire himself out for books on tape.

Autism? Homeschooling? Overmedicated? Derp?

The looks on the developers faces is just fantastic.

Chris Metzen must be consciously trying to fuck up his own lore. What an asshole!

/beard

This is the reason i have never written any wildly popular Sci Fi or Fantasy. I don't want to feel like a schmuck when i host panels at conventions dedicated to my work and some kid points out the lack of continuity.

The red really brings out the splotchiness of his face.

What the fuck, guys? How could Hammer O'Hammerstein not be on the Vanilla Hammer Squad? This is the worst gay porn film ever.

I love the crowd's nervous laughter. You're no better, guys. You're no better.

What MMORPGs can do to you in a nutshell.

Need PUA tag

"Look kid, I have wayyyyyyyyy too much money to give a shit about your stupid problems."

That's because this is how I talk.

I worked for a brief stint at a videogame store and I swear, this guy must be one of a set of many clones set loose upon the land. There were at least four regulars at the store who looked and sounded like Mr. Red Shirt here.

"A wizard did it."

That kid has some serious Voice Immodulation Syndrome going on.

Ironically, the only person I know who plays WoW is a ridiculously good looking girl with a very active social life.

Making more money than God, and the only price is that you have to listen to nerds whine one day a year.

Pretty sweet gig if you ask me.

The only thing more embarrassing would be an eve online Q&A.

bug fixes are not on our revenue chase, next

He really nailed them there.

I JUST WAS WONDERING WHY THE SWORD HILT FOR THE LEVEL 85 WARRIOR RAID GEAR WAS CHANGED FROM PURPLE TO FUCHSIA, IT MAKES MY CAT VERY ANGRY AND I WOULD LIKE IT RETURNED TO PURPLE. THAT IS THE END OF MY COMMENT.

*chews gum while making shit-eating grin*

While laughing at the kid here is totally appropriate at first blush, to only laugh at him and not consider the context in which this is taking place is to really see the comedy forest for the trees.

UPDATE:

Metzen had him put into the game. If you go to Ironforge, immediately next to the Wildhammer chieftain in the throne room is a new character, a dwarf in a red shirt just called "Wildhammer Fact Checker".