they already know that!

I remember a study that said crows are capable of human facial recognition, and can recall the faces of individual humans who have pleased (or angered) them for years even without seeing them repeatedly. You throw a rock at a crow, he'll remember you.

Between that, the fact that they can teach concepts to other crows, their ability to use tools and pick locks, and the fact that a group of them is called a murder I am REALLY going out of my way to not piss off any crows.

Have any videos? I'd five star them, too.

Don't they poop everywhere though? I have a few friends with cool birds but they enjoy pooping all over the place.

That whole concept just makes my day. Crows are the best birds, I think in part because a crow is capable of being spitefully hilarious.

You realise you are being domesticated, right?

It's worse than you think. I finally read the ingredients on the bird food I've been giving them: sunflower and pumpkin seeds, peanuts and pistachios, all vitamin fortified. Do I really need to tell you they're eating better than I am?

I think YOU'RE a raven.

I think I'M a raven.

It's hard to tell from the video except for one thing. When their tails are spread out ravens have a point on the end of their tails like a diamon shape, crows have tails that goes straight across at the end, like a paper fan. That bird has a straight tail.