Someone needs to draw a picture of Interceptor just stone cold wrassling a train off the rails

What's stoppin' you?

Try it, it's pretty good. You go around the world finding everyone else and doing these fun side quests and fighting optional bosses, kind of that whole 'returning hope to the world' thing. You'll probably dig it.

This, Chrono Trigger and Earthbound are the best console RPGs I've tried.

You could also use Item "Nickel" on the tracks for an instakill.

indeed, all undead enemies are harmed by curative magic/items.

i'll always remember chrono trigger more fondly, but ff6 is technically a better game if you ask me. both are my all time favorites

Those and Earthbound were my favorites. I also loved Evermore. Really, with a few exceptions, Square stopped making good RPGs after the SNES faded out.

Yeah as soon as I saw that boss I thought this clip would be someone using a Pheonix Down to kill the train in one hit. So impressive to kill a boss that way if you're young and stupid.

Nothing can kill the Grimace!

Valkyria for the PS3 was good.

Lost Odyssey was pretty decent too, infinitely more fun then FF13.

Good god, FF13 is the most boring thing made into a video game. Between the repetitive shinny floors, tedious combat and invisible story i kept wondering if this was an actual game or just some kind of bizarre experiment for trained monkeys that went wrong. We can all talk shit about previous FF games, but at least they had fun moments, in FF7 the main character is almost gang banged by a bunch of dudes in a sleazy night club, in FF8 there's every single Laguna flashback, FFX had Auron, XII had Vayne, XIII has Cloud in a drag fighting with his friends in the biggest Wal Mart ever built.

There's still some good stuff, but you have to dig for it. Even in the 16 bit era there was a lot of average to mediocre rpgs, not everything was FFVI or CT.

Everybody always forgets FFIX, which saddens me. Definitely my favorite game in the series.

I actually liked 9, especially because the main character actually wanted to be a hero, instead of the previous 2 emo heros that slowly learn to care about the world and stupid bullshit like that.

Also liked the fact that you had character classes again, instead of a team of fighting summoning red mages.

Also, Valkyria was fucking awesome.

You kids get off my lawn! With your long hair and your emo characters!

Wrexsoul? Srsly? You can kill him with X-Zone in one go! He's fucking easy!

You do the X-Zone trick and you miss out on the Pod Bracelet - but you can get that, and the much better Marvel Shoes, in the Colliseum anyway.

I beat FF7 by (accidentally) getting lucky 7's in my first turn against Sephiroth after using a potion. My brother beat the final boss of FFIX by having his entire party but Steiner KO'd, having Steiner go into a trance and the boss go into an infinite loop of exclusively using some attack that Steiner was immune to. FF boss battle stories are fascinating! (...to about 3 people)

I finished FFIX on a similar note, Steiner in trance, hit the boss a bunch of times and that was it.

LGA beat Final Fantasy 6 because Relm's Sketch power glitched (as it was wont to do) and ended up giving him 256 Illumina swords. Shadow just kept chucking them at Kefka until he died.

Imagine how many more you'll spend on this game.

FUCK YOU TRAIN

GIMME THAT TENT

I OWN YOU