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That chortling jackal is pretty clearly the inventor of this thing. He thinks it is the path out of poverty for his family, who are supportive out of desperation.

He has put all of their money into this invention, certain that it will become a lucrative fad. Instead, his invention will destroy him, rolling through his life and carrying off everything: his house, his wife, his kids and his sanity.

The phrase "chortling jackal" is nerdy as hell and embarrassing to read.

If we move now, we can collect the sadness of his tears to fuel my death ray.

He's going to die in that chair, laughing just like that.

Are you telling me it wasn't?

And how many of those will keep the sound chip connected?

Look at the comment directly below.

Look at the comment directly above.

this is some kind of crazy loop!

MY MIND

You know what I think it is, they see the name Boomer and think it says Boner, so automatically that makes them think of a penis.

Boomer you're honestly a great guy.

Beyonce saying that, it's an honor.. Thanks, really. My appeal has been filed in the name change case, so we can see what happens next.

Yo Boomer, I'm really happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but my question was one of the best questions of all time! Of all time!

Exactly.