The 90s, it stings! Also, bonus Milli Vanilli.

Look at how they're dressed.

I fucking loved Club Mario when I was a kid. Loved.

whoaaaa. the looping after they mention Girl You Know It's True is a little too much for me.

That was a long two minutes.

I was so pissed off when I got up one morning and saw these guys instead of Captain Lou.

things I learned:

this aesthetic was not as US-only thing

Canadians pronounce "bogus" as "buggus"

so was it Milli Vanilli doing the voices, the actual singers, or random voice actors?

there was a lot of gay sex going on between segments on the Club Mario set

This is going to be really handy to use when I'm explaining the past to my grandchildren.

I was like eight when this came out, but I hated it so damn much.

The ads made it look like it was going to be all-new, but it was just new live-action sequences framing the same old Mario cartoons they'd been running for two years at that point.

These men took Captain Lou away from us. And that's why, whenever I see a recycle bin, I think of Tommy Treehugger and angrily burn down a forest.