I'm so happy this made it through the hopper. I was in and out of AA for about 7 years. Sober for 1.5 years. I was so fucking miserable and boring without alcohol it was nasty. This video is not only hilarious, but it speaks to my soul. I drink now, and I've never been happier, nor have I had more friends. I might die when I'm 40, but Goddammit I'm happy again.
Smart thinking. As for myself, I snort coke and have prostitutes choke me while I have unprotected sex. My doctor says I'll be dead by thirty, but its not like I can think of any other way to meet people and be happy.
It's hard for me to imagine you were really an alcoholic if you're actually able to have friends around when you're drinking but OKAY GLAD YOU ARE HAPPY MR. CATPENIS.