This report is full of hot air.

This kid will either be a school hero or a constant victim of wedgies, purple nurples, and Rear Admirals.

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AMAZING FART TALES FROM XENOCIDE'S YOUTH

VOLUME 38

In middle school a fart nearly got one of my teachers fired.

One day for whatever reason, a male classmate let out a truly stupendous fart which was met with great approval. The teacher just told us to settle down.

A day or two later a female student let out a fart of her own, of significantly inferior quality to its antecedent. The teacher sent her to the principal's office. When the girl protested and pointed out that a prior fart had not been met with such admonishment, the teacher, who was in her 70's, replied that farting "is not ladylike."

Well, that was a bad idea, and several angry phone calls from parents leader, the teacher got in trouble with the administration for her sexist ruling, and had to apologize to the girl.

And that's how my classmate broke through the ass ceiling.

Next thing you know, someone will go to prison for farting. I might be paranoid but I think the wind is blowing in that direction.

'they passed on our request'

do you guys think letting an eleven year old play wow is shitty parenting? I'm kind of on the fence

"While the others scream, he laughs". Let's sign this kid up for poeTV.

Fuckin' Gay!!!

I live in Lakewood, right next to Cleveland. My son got suspended for 2 days for farting in high school. Probably more for farting constantly, and laughing like an idiot every time....but farting nonetheless.

I never called the news like a cunt to cry about it.

Oh, and we had one of the most famous health teachers in the country in junior high in Cleveland. He sent my brother to the Principal's office for farting in class over 25 years ago.

The first time I met my sister-in-law, I blew one of the biggest farts I've ever blown right in her face.

I'm 41 and I try to fart every time I go over to my boss' desk.

Oh, and what kind of sorry bitch country do we live in that people scream and get all fuckin' offended when somebody farts?