Isn't this how 'Dead Alive' begins?

Did you just suggest a tag to yourself?

It's got two cheek pouches of pain.

Extra stars for the cage fighting advertisement.

The ancient struggle of hamster vs croc rages on.

Trailer for 'gritty' new Hamtaro reboot.

Russia is the best pre-post-apocalyptic wasteland.

I don't think it is rabid. I worked in a pet store for a year back in high school, and some hamsters just acted like that. We fed them to the snakes. Sometimes the snakes won.

5 for the increasingly bloody hand.

FUCK YOU, I'M A HAMSTER

wow. the new pokemon has great graphics!

He should have just dropped the camera at the end and turned this into "found footage".

Huh. Stalker games have an enemy type called hamster, that look like inside out guinea pigs that attack in packs.

It warmed my heart that the gentlemen didn't squish the little guy, but instead thoughtfully placed him in a good spot to ambush children.

Morons sound the same in every language.

GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES!!! RUSK!!!!

Ear mites.

Hamster will FUCK SHIT UP REAL