Man in the mirror ball?

This might be the tackiest thing I've ever seen.

They got the nose wrong.

That could have been modeled off a Han Solo action figure, or the Frisch's Big Boy for all the detail it has.

Is this just a styrofoam mannequin head with sequins glued on

MJ always wanted to be made out of crystal... and entirely unrecognizable.

This must be one of those optical illusions where the sculpture of Michael Jackson doesn't look like Michael Jackson at all.

If you like sparkly things and Michael Jackson and hate having money, then this is for you.

This would look nice on my coffee table.

The wistful despair of the piano made me imagine that Satan had trapped Michael's soul in the bust for eternity, rotating on his pedestal. For the next 40 years he will get a 360 degree view of some obsessive German fan's "Michael Room"... Thousands of framed pictures of the many different faces that he had over his lifetime cover the walls. He was never happy with any of them. He hated the faces so much that he had someone slice them with a scalpel. Now he must see every one of them. Every 30 seconds.

it really doesn't look like him

Looks like Elvis with messed up hair in a Sgt. Pepper outfit.

Liza Minnelli?

5 stars for the eventual .gif.

5 glittering A~R~T~Y stars