I remember this infomercial! I once spotted this on a TV set at a restaurant a couple of years ago. What I remember from it is all the goofy characters including Hazel the smoker. Also, I recall a lot of the food they made was rather lumpy, and not in a good way.
All in all this is the best infomercial ever.

its no coincidence that the magic bullet sounds like a sex toy.

From the golden days of infomercials, where characters development was more important than how loud the guy could yell.

I'm only half-joking.

The old ones have a certain charm, the way they intimate that the girl has a drinking problem.

"Yes, Berman and I flipped through half the Kama Sutra in his tent. Is that going to be a problem to you people?"