The fool! Now Chechnya knows his weakness.

Call him Bulgakov

Putin, his heart, it is biggest. Cancel meeting to think of name for puppy; Kiss school boy's belly; Love all of Russia simultaneously; Teach judo to Ukranians.

Chitzkoi.

I hope he names the doggie Proletariat and makes a hundred dog videos and uploads them to YouTube Maru syle.

"Proletariat discovers box."
"Proletariat climbs in drawers."
"Proletariat pees on carpet."
"Proletariat begs for food at the table."

This only makes Putin sexier. Just sayin'.

I would call him "kgbeast", also, there's some crazy thing going on in the youtube comments.

Google "merkel putin dogs".. she has a phobia of dogs so when she visited Putin he brought a huge dog in to walk around and sniff her as they talked. "Is a good dog, ancestors were hero Soviet dogs, ate German flesh."

cool looking dog