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themilkshark - 2010-11-22

God damn it Nintendo! This is all your fucking fault!

Shoulda just done Gamecube 2.


Xenocide - 2010-11-22

Yeah, Nintendo. Why would you ever want to leave third place?


RocketBlender - 2010-11-22

I kinda like how lately, all of nintendo's best titles (new super mario bros, Donkey kong, Mario Galaxy, and even though I hated them, Kirby and Metroid did it too) all have you holding the controller like an NES control 90% of the time, abandoning all the other stuff.

Now if only they'd get in their goddamned heads that shaking the controller isn't as fun or precise as just pressing a button I'd buy their games again.


Hooker - 2010-11-22

-Picture of diseased cows.

"God damnit, agribusiness. This is all your fault!"
"Yeah, why would businessmen not want to make money."


RomancingTrain - 2010-11-22

Are you comparing the needless suffering of a living being to someone not making enough videogames you like?


Hooker - 2010-11-23

No, I'm just illustrating what a red herring Xenocide's point is.


Xenocide - 2010-11-23

Yeah, comparing video games to tainted meat that could kill people isn't a red herring at all.

Blaming Nintendo for Kinekt is like blaming the Wright Brothers for TSA patdowns. Anytime someone has a new idea there's going to be someone else who's going to do something stupid with it. But I'm going to put forth the revolutionary idea that Kinekt is Microsoft's fault because they're the ones who actually made it.


IrishWhiskey - 2010-11-22

On the one hand, a rushed, crappy launch title aimed at "family" gamers hardly proves the deficiencies of the system. On the other, this is a direct result of the Kinect's imprecise controls leading either to frustrating missed inputs or handholding like this.

Well, at least he appears to be enjoying himself.


RocketBlender - 2010-11-22

I don't know. If he stuck to the road perfectly it would be one thing, but he does go off course a bit here and there. Since it's Kinect's 'Mario Kart', so to speak, they probably put a good amount of effort in there to make sure it was easy for kids.

In general consoles make things easier on gamers. I was at a friend's playing Halo last night and was kind of surprised when a guy ran in front of me while I was drinking a beer with my 'aiming hand' and my guy followed him with the crosshair for a couple seconds on his own.


FABIO - 2010-11-22

I only WISH rainbow road was this easy.


Riskbreaker - 2010-11-22

The wii sports titles at least work with the damn thing, not in this case. If this a sign of things to come then things are not looking pretty.


Nikon - 2010-11-22

It may be a dust-gatherer as far as gaming accessories go, but it's a hacker's dream:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/28qtuak
http://tinyurl.com/2u9pkym


FABIO - 2010-11-22

I'm really surprised they didn't go with the "terrorist missile technology" stort again.


chumbucket - 2010-11-22

worst sign language interpreter ever


sinuendo - 2010-11-22

The photos at the end.


Old_Zircon - 2010-11-22

I love the Kinect, it's so bad.


Siebenstein - 2010-11-22

For you.


Riskbreaker - 2010-11-22

I'm seriously surprised nobody is trying to remake the wizard, just to stuff it with all kinds of ads for crap like this.


James Woods - 2010-11-23

Seriously. Also the kid's name in the Wizard is Jimmy Woods.


fourthguy - 2010-11-22

What upset me the most about this video is what a shameless ripoff of Mario Kart this game is


Anaxagoras - 2010-11-22

He never did try a stunt. =(


Harveyjames - 2010-11-22

ROCKING AND ROLLING

BOOSTALICIOUS


fluffy - 2010-11-22

I dunno, holding your fists perfectly still like that for that length of time takes a surprising amount of effort.


Mike Tyson?! - 2010-11-22

This still looks like a fun game to play with your girlfriend when you don't feel like going any where and spending all your god damn money to see another shitty movie either of you enjoy anyway and yeah it's really fun to talk about how bad it was for like five minutes while I put more gas in my fucking 10 mpg car because you don't want me driving the daily driver to the movie no let's take the race car well guess what I am fucking broke just play this game while I make dinner and watch you eat it why do I do anything?


Udderdude - 2010-11-22

Kinect is going to jack off onto your face and you are going to love every second of it.


RomancingTrain - 2010-11-22

The Kinect peripheral costs almost as much as an entire Wii so it wouldn't even be good for that.


Kumquatxop - 2010-11-22

oh my god


Bhiu - 2010-11-22

You could do the same thing in Spy Hunter in the arcade.

Nothing to see. Move along.


kingarthur - 2010-11-23

But I loved the old Spy Hunter.


Jet Bin Fever - 2010-11-23

It has always been my dream to drive a car by swinging my dick. Now I must make it so.


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