This made me physically ill.

My brother moved his family to New Mexico.

God, I hope he taught my niece what to do around snakes.

Do you know what that sound is? It is God saying DO NOT BUILD YOUR TRACT HOME IN THIS STATE.

This is a five video, for the lack of tard-commentary. The guy's silent work make this more enjoyable.

Also, his balls are huge.

This would be a lot easier with a proper snake stick.

Rattlesnakes aren't aggressive, they just want to be left alone.

I wouldn't do this, though. I've seen other people do it, but I'll pass.

Better call in an air strike.

2:26 is where I would lose my shit and leave that home, never to return again.

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I definitely would have used a gun here, not a stick.

I generally believe in living peacefully with all animals, but not four rattlesnakes in my garage, sorry.

CRICKEY!

That sounds means DANGER, DANGER, DANGER! Back off or I'm gonna strika ya! Oh he's a squirmy little one. It's alright mate, I ain't gonna hurt ya.

Bucket of Snakes, the exciting new game from Milton Bradley! Be the first to get all your snakes in the bucket to win, but be careful! Their venomous bite can destroy tissue, degenerate organs and cause coagulopathy! Fun for the whole family, available wherever toys are sold!

how nature says "do not touch"

Before I watched the video, I was going to post "psh, it would be scarier if it had Doom 3 graphics."

And then I watched the video.

For that first strike there wasn't any warning at all. And so fast. Astonishing. I've had two pet snakes--a corn snake and a ball python--and neither were even half as fast as that. If this is winter for rattle snakes, I can't imagine how quick they must be when they're good and hot.

You know what? Fuck Arizona. Between the psychotic, drunk Navajos, The Hippies and poisonous reptiles... fuck that place.

There's a snake in ma boot

repeatedly saying to oneself: "fuck this job, fuck this job, fuck this job"

Augh!

...Put the lid on!

Put the lid on put the lid on put the lid on!!!

My father was always afraid of snakes, which baffled me until now. Every time he took the light off the snakes I shouted "what the fuck is wrong with you!?"

Bucket of snakes, got a bucket of snakes here! Poisonous snakes! Get yer snakes!

I want to show this to a Chinese friend of mine that is so afraid of snakes she has to refer to them as "cakes."

I flinched.

I need a special snake stick and snake bucket. That'll help with my snake problems.