The best part of that line is how he pronounces "does"

The alien film production theory works for me. Perfectly.

It looks like something I'd def watch a rifftraxed version of.

The Room is the story of a love triangle between Johnny (Wiseau), his "future wife" Lisa (Danielle), and his best friend Mark (Sestero).

At the beginning of the film, Lisa has become inexplicably dissatisfied with Johnny, confiding to her best friend Michelle (Paris) and her mother Claudette (Minnott) that she finds him boring. Lisa seduces Mark, and they begin an affair that continues throughout the film, even as Mark more than once tries to break it off.

Lisa stays with Johnny because he is a successful banker who has promised to buy her a house. As the wedding date approaches and Johnny's clout at his bank slips, Lisa gets closer to leaving Johnny for Mark, though he appears to be surprised every time she begins flirting with him.

The film has several subplots involving secondary characters. Denny (Haldiman), a neighboring college student whom Johnny supports and loves like a son, has a mysterious run-in with a drug dealer and struggles with his attraction to Lisa. Claudette, Lisa's mother, deals with real estate problems, failed relationships, and breast cancer. Michelle's boyfriend Mike (Mike Holmes) is shamed by Lisa and Claudette walking in on him with Michelle in Johnny and Lisa's living room. All of these subplots are introduced and quickly forgotten, particularly Claudette's breast cancer, which is only mentioned once.

When Lisa throws Johnny a surprise birthday party, she flaunts her affair in front of Johnny, and Johnny and Mark get into two altercations. Johnny has also attached a tape recorder to the telephone, recording an intimate call between his future wife and Mark. Claiming that he doesn't have a friend in the world, Johnny locks himself in his bathroom until everyone has left. When he comes out, he destroys his apartment, finds a handgun and shoots himself through the mouth.

Lisa and Mark discover Johnny's corpse soon afterward, and Denny is not far behind. Mark blames Johnny's death on Lisa, calling her a tramp and saying that she'll never have him, and that he doesn't love her. Denny blames Johnny's death on Lisa and Mark, urging them to leave him alone with the corpse so he can say farewell, but as the film closes, Lisa and Mark remain with Denny as police sirens grow louder.[8]

I wish I could say that helped

And there is a Rifftrax w/Nelson, Murphy and Corbett commenting and they pretty much tear The Room to pieces.

Rofl Lobster doesn't drink you know that! Ha ha.

*boondles