Does this means we are finally in the future? WHERE ARE MY CITIES UNDER THE SEA? IN THE MOON?
If you look carefully, there's a little dude inside holding a Fleshlight.
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This is the future. Soon, all singers will be virtual. When that happens, tabloids will go extinct. The virtual idol is immune to scandal.
Also, glowleeks. Glowleeks are the future, as well.
MacGyver Style Bomb
We've had virtual pop stars for years, they just get thrown out when they get too old.
And all restaurants will be Taco Bell.
Tabloids will just be replaced with fan-fic magazines.
A virtual pop star doesn't need to be paid, signs no contracts, never gets old, never has weight issues, never gets married or pregnant, doesn't eat, sleep, get tired, take holidays, or need rehab, and she can give a thousand different concerts in a thousand different cities at the same time, if you like. With some good coding you can teach it to come up with its own dance moves, respond to the crowd, and even make eye contact; maybe one day it can write it's own songs.
In a weird way, I think the now endless supply of talentless pop tartlets lip synching to autotuned recordings of songs they didn't even write have paved the way for this sort of thing. Is this really any different from a Britney Spears concert?
Make way for Sharon Apple.
How many times is this going to be on the front page? Or are they all different clips from the same show? I only watched it the first time.
Excuse me, SIR, but I'll have you know that this character is NOT a schoolgirl. This is a ROBOT girl. There are many nuanced but important differences. You should research more when-
Actually, for extra creepy, watch the video with the twin characters.
Are these truly 3D? Are the fronts seats looking up her dress?
You know, it's a shame this tech is used for this and not something useful like...like...well, shit, I guess holograms really are just for faping.
she's no Sharon Apple
I prefer my pop stars with a little more antialiasing.
In the future, affordability and democratization of this sort of software renders music sales even more obsolete than they are now. Also, Karl Marx gets a few thousand extra "I told you so's".
Any one else notice that the audience is all dudes?
heres another one where you can see the screen its projected on, kind of ruins the, uh, "effect"
IT'S NOT A FUCKING HOLOGRAM YOU MORONS
didnt gorillaz do this before and it was like way better because their music isnt as shitty?
It's not really a hologram, this has been done before, and I'm not a huge fan of Vocaloid music, but I still think this is really cool.
So I heard she plans to take over the Macross and try to kill everyone at her next concert.
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