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Nothing can stop the Juggernaut!

Well he's set for a winter or two.

I had to send my cat to live with my parents last year and I'm afraid he's going to end up like this. He was naturally chunky to begin with (his brother, who my ex kept, ate the same food as him - and, being the dominant one, tended to eat MORE of it - and stayed thin, so I think it is at least partially bad genetic luck), but now that he's up there he's up to almost 18 pounds. He's an all around BIG cat (his skinny brother was 12 or 13 pounds last I heard) but still.

Holy shit! It's over 9000 diabeetus!

CATFATFALLTHUD !

CAT

The cat lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Leon?

Cat falls. Reaches out for cake. So like us.

Give me a noodle, tovarich, then we'll talk.

fuck you, garfield

Russian Garfield is even more depressing than the American original.

Yakov Purrnoff

fuck man I've had days like this

How does a cat get that huge? It's like a seal dived up its ass and filled it out from within