I was going to start submitting these daily but you chumps too three days to vote it out of the hopper.

This is all the weather report I'll ever need.

NMAtv's site is my homepage.

God damn it, Weather Channel you REALLY need step up to this level by cutting out regular programming in favor of super hot asian chicks prancing around. I don't give a shit if that black guy lost weight, occassionally hearing the Jurassic Park theme on the forecast isn't enough anymore

The voiceovers are certainly... something

A high pressure front is expected.

Or is it a clip from the weirdest film version of the Nutcracker Suite yet made?

why do I have this urge to throw ones at the monitor?

Can we stop submitting these? The weather report is always really out of date.

I'd put my candy cane in her stocking!

YES I FINALLY GOT ONE IN WOOO