That's really something, isn't it.

i would've slit my wrists years ago

Fuck slitting MY wrists, there wouldn't be a person left in my building if I had to figure that out

Level design by Salvador Dalí - and he FUCKING HATES Mario.

3-2 is fucking CREEPY

I'm Sorry, but the Princess Is in AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT GAME. oh and WTF?

I'm pretty sure 3-2 is just the game playing itself

Tell the bad man to leave my MIND.

You have to kill yourself to pass? I would have NEVER figured that out. Oh God. This is hellish.

+2 for being Super Mario +1 for being weird

I slide down the flagpole, but the level keeps going! NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!!!!

I don't care who you are, 3-2 is spooky.

I feel like a part of me has died.

This is the hell Mario goes to if you lose all your lives before saving the princess.

I actually played it. Yes, 3-2 is really just the game playing itself.

DON'T PRESS THE B BUTTON!

I Do Not Get It.

My brain no longer functions. It now serves in a purely decorative capacity.

WHAT

Mario's version of Silent Hill.

That end message is more than a little unsettling

You went to Air?! THEN WHERE THE HELL WAS I JUST NOW?

The moonwalk at 4-3 really got me. Did you even have to do that?