I love how Eli Manning takes it totally serious.

Never change, Scoops. You're a one-man journalistic force of nature.

Where other reporters get balled up and spew baloney like the back of a Model T or some palooka that don't know from nothing, Scoops dicks around the footballin' knuckleheads like a fly boy, all sauce and style, hitting on all sixes, on the level because he sets the level.

I'm done.

The most anachronistic thing in this video is that Herbalife still exists.

I'm disappointed that he doesn't dress the part, and stumbles a bit on some of his analogies, but that's a five star concept right there.