My favorite is how often they didn't allow space to write out "Jarrell's" on the walls without shoehorning in letters.

It's JaRRell's, with 2 'r's, you racist!

Soul bouncy bouncy curls

Most hair dressers are folks that grew up dreaming of being pop stars.

Are you sure this isn't a character created by Chris Tucker?

Open till Midnight... how convenient!

Tim and Eric's best effort so far.

8am til Midnight are some good opening hours.

sweaty dude

where the fuck did his upper lip go.